OK, Royal Wedding Watchers and OMGodders about the whole thing. Crawling the web on my hands and knees, here’s what I turned up the day after Wills’ wedding:
- The most Googled phrase overnight has been “Is James Middleton Gay.” The tilt is toward yes. Pictures of him in drag and in the nude and as the well-dressed talented entrepreneur that he is are all out there. But do find articles on his success that goes beyond that of this sisters – both. All three, however, seem to be taken with their physical attributes.
- Anne, the Princess Royale has been arriving and departing and dealing with horses farting for years. But she seems to have lost the fine art of getting in and out of a vehicle. She’s had plenty of time to get this right.:
Good job, Carole, MOB
Would you like to get out, Miss?
Good job Kate-Catherine
- Pippa’s posterior has been the stuff of legend. Adoring groups have been organized around it on Facebook. The hits have been “asstronomical” on Facebook. On the bottom in question, well, it may now have special agents protecting it.
- Is the Duchess of Cornwall hailing a cab?
The balcony scene was remarkable not for its Royal kisses and little misses covering their ears. SamHenry loved watching MOB Carole Middleton’s moves:
- First sight of her:
A brief moment next to her daughter, Kate-Catherine, Duchess of Shaded Chest Parts – SamHenry hates that dress.
Prince Charles has to insert himself into the scene. He has this move down from his days in the middle of Camilla’s first marriage.
Mr. Middleton Puts in an appearance
Prince Charles has some difficulties either with his hair or with talking to Carole.
Prince Philip has better luck: “Why hello, my dear, how lovely to have you here. Call me Uncle Prince.” (thought translation not lip reading).
Prince Philip “Hmm, Hmm – that bottom.”
In the end (no pun intended) they all got it right.
Finally, about Chelsy Davy – so near yet far from Prince Harry throughout the Pre-nuptial events, the wedding itself and the aftermath. Facebook is aglow with sites promoting a marriage between Pippa and Harry. Don’t be fooled. Remember when Wills and Kate split then she showed up at the concert in memory of his mother he and Harry arranged? She saw miles from him. Harry has been smitten with Davy for years. Although she was not the most elegant person at Westminster Abbey, she was among the most highly educated and brilliant.
And where was Sarah Ferguson the day of the wedding? Contrary to what she has said in the past, she was shopping. The Royals had asked her to keep her head down and to not attract attention.
roblorinov
May 1, 2011
LOL James Middleton gay? Who cares? Princess Anne has always had a hard time getting in and out of cars LOL. You must admit though that she does look good on the back of a horse.
I’ve always liked Anne. She has spunk! As for the Duchess of Cornwall I can’t stand her. She has a horses head! She’s ugly! Charles left Lady Di for this witch? Proves that there is nothing between his ears and the man should NEVER be King. Sam this is the first pic I’ve seen of Kate’s mother (Carole). Very pretty lady I think. Yes Charles had to insert himself into the scene. Jealousy? People like William far better than him and they want to skip over Charles and make William king. Good! The monarchy needs some modernism and Charles is NOT the one to bring it about! I looks like Prince Phillip is blushing was Kate’s sister comes on to the balcony. Is he a dirty old man??? 
Just askin’….
All in all I think they did ok. For a moment we got some magic with princesses and princes and had time to get away from the world. It was a nice diversion. Good review Sam!!
samhenry
May 1, 2011
Thanks for the good review of the review. I, too like Anne, the Princess Royal, and she does indeed look good on the back of a horse. I will say that we horsy women tend to look better in our riding clothes! LOL. She has had an affair for years with Camillas’s ex-husband. But withal, she is gracious and has raised two good kids. I have never liked Camilla. She is a horse face. Yes – Philip is, indeed a dirty old man but he carries it off! So good to hear from you.
DarcsFalcon
May 3, 2011
Everything was lovely, I thought. Although, I felt Dian’s absence quite strongly. It just seemed so wrong seeing Camilla in that carriage.
Oh well.
Great reporting Sam! Now back to our regularly scheduled programming! LOL
samhenry
May 3, 2011
Thank you DF. That was my wedding swan song. Onward to the overwhelming problems here at home.