It may well be that Levi Johnston will end up with as many children to his credit as Democrats have Congressional Black Caucus members under ethical probes. He and Bristol announced just a couple of weeks ago that they were back together and would be married over her parents’ objections.
But according to Levi’s ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, she is pregnant and Levi is the father. Levi has denied this saying that she was dating three men at the time he was dating her. That makes it so much better, Levi.
According to Garcia, she and Bristol were best friends before Bristol took Levi from her. Garcia apparently loves to undercut the Palins having chosen to be interviewed by the tabloids during the election 2008 campaign:
I didn’t believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, ‘I’m so sorry, I couldn’t help it. Levi and I are together now and I think he’s the man for me.’ I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year — I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though — which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pit bull is spot on.
And now, Garcia is stepping in to claim her share of the 15 minutes of fame Levi and Bristol are claiming.
Levi insists the baby is not his. Three men were dating Garcia during the time she conceived – more information than we need to know about one of his ex-girlfriends.
Bristol is thinking over matters. One can hope she turns over a new leaf. Levi is a hunk, no question but his judgment is impaired. Leave him to Cathy Gifford or whatever the name of that loud and obnoxious and unfunny comedian he has escorted from time to time.
Sarah Palin is not part of this soap opera. She knows both Bristol and Levi very well. She has remained outside the circle of heat surrounding Levi and Bristol. Just remember, Reagan had big troubles with his grown children when he was in the White House. Thank God he lived long enough to see them recant their former positions.
DarcsFalcon
July 31, 2010
Oh good grief! This guy needs to keep it in his pants!
Bristol, please re-think this one!
I’d be so distraught if this was my daughter.
samhenry
July 31, 2010
Agreed. Levi Leave her alone meeting adjourned.
DarcKnyt
August 1, 2010
Okay, is it me, or is this like a 3-ring circus? Everywhere this kid goes trouble follows. He rips a loving and supportive mother, lies about the family, breaks the daughter’s heart, capitalizes on their fame and notoriety, and then is snogging another girl and maybe knocks her up. And Bristol Palin takes him back and now they’re going to be married.
Because …?
In whose feeble, undersized brain does this make sense? How many years until the stories about his philandering get out, Bristol? How long until women start lining up claiming he forced himself on them or they were meeting in this hotel and that hotel and this back lot and that parking garage… ad nauseam. Then the divorce, with no pre-nup, of course, and all this your mother will have to deal with, probably when she’s in the presidency, or running.
Castration, a syringe filled with air, a little nip/tuck on the jugular … these are the best ways to handle Levi Johnston and his ilk. *Sigh* Okay, I don’t really mean that.
samhenry
August 1, 2010
We have taken a trip to the soul of the DarcKnyt and back and are the better for it. He has successfully dissected the motives, meanderings and brainless state of Levi Johnston. We applaud his accuracy and support his views. Meeting on DarcKnyt views adjourned.
DarcsFalcon
August 1, 2010
It’s Off! Bristol Palin Dumps Moron Levi http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2010/08/its-off-bristol-palin-dumps-moron-levi.html
Ahhhhhh! Whew!
samhenry
August 1, 2010
In bed with bad back all day. Thanks very much for this update. It is good news for us who care about her but boy he put her through some emotional trauma. Best it comes now rather than later. He really is a heel. And he deserves the ex-girlfriend who twice now has, at key moments, grabbed the spotlight from the Palins for spewing this same kind of garbage.
DarcsFalcon
August 1, 2010
So sorry to read about your back, dear. Believe me, I do know how that feels and you have utmost sympathy. *hugs* I hope you feel better soon.
samhenry
August 1, 2010
TX, DF. I have a spinal curvatue that I abuse constantly. I am overweight and still trying to do the same things I did skinny. My lower back, like anyone else’s, can’t carry that kind of weignt. I keep gardening (love it and being outdoors) and boom, to much lifting the fat bending over for weeds! Thank you for your care. You are a sweet falcon-type.
roxannadanna
August 1, 2010
I gotta ask myself: What’s wrong with some of these people?
I feel for Sarah. This is all nothing she deserves to have to deal with.
samhenry
August 1, 2010
I really think Bristol seems like a good egg. I think Levi is a leech. He had a girl and then he realized Bristol’s mother might be famous. I really think it is Levi. Yes Bristol had her part but Levi let ME know he had not changed when he left for Hollywood to film that sleeze music video. He should have left to get a job and go back to school. He’s a looser.
No one deserves this, never mind Sarah. But she has handled this very well so far and it is how she handles it that will keep her on top. All families have these moments. – What am I – a Dear Abbey?
blackwatertown
August 2, 2010
You have to admit though, the Palins are the gift that just keeps giving. What next?
samhenry
August 2, 2010
Next is the media’s next manipulation. They can’t seem to stop Palin by going after her directly. They are going after young impressionables in her nest. See my followup post. I am really anti-media these days. There is not more freedom of the press; just manipulated data.